Becoming a Farmer

A software developer buys a half-acre lot in La Mesa and slowly, inevitably, turns into a farmer — complete with vintage tractors, massive garden beds, turf removal, and a DIY sidewalk project.

We just bought a new house last week, a bit more suburban - but it’s got a bit over 1/2 acre. Definitely will be growing some stuff again.
House faces north - so that back yard sees the sun the entire day.

I’m moving to a farm.

The new property

For real moving here, whether it actually counts as a farm is probably a bit debatable.
We were pretty excited to find a place with a little more space, and a massive yard. Who knows when the world goes normal again - figure we may as well stretch out a bit.
"Not even chickens?" — @jylertones
We’ll probably grow some stuff, but I think we won’t actually get any farm animals.
The animals might be photoshopped - but I can attest that this is my dad, and the overalls and tractor are real.

I … kind of want an old tractor now.

We bought a new house back in Oct - and existing fruit trees are a huge perk!
I had someone knock at the door recently to ask if they could rent our yard for “farming”.

I have concluded that growing grapes is way too fun. These came with the house, and we thought they were dead. Next season it’s going to be time for some cool trellising.

Grapevines growing back

More grapevines

Grape cluster

I spent my weekend moving a ridiculous pile of mulch using cute little antique garden tractors. AMA

Mulch pile with garden tractor

Tractor hauling mulch

Another angle of the mulch operation

It was like, 15 yards of mulch, and my yard is bumpy, up hill, and full of gopher holes. The wheelbarrow was SO slow going. Also, not nearly as fun!

The mulch pile

Still not nearly enough mulch or landscaping, but this is still pretty relaxing way to end a long day.

Evening in the garden

This weekend we finally started doing anything with the backyard. Prepping for a fairly massive garden space. Included some vintage tractors provided by my dad.

Prepping the garden space

Vintage tractors at work

Garden area taking shape

Wow, I think I just watched a vulture flying around the yard (Turkey Vulture?). Large wingspan caught my attention first. Wrong coloring for a hawk, and didn’t fly like a crow. It flew almost exclusively by gliding. What a fun perk to working from the garden.

It’s hard work, but prepping a garden does something for my brain and body that I just don’t get from tech anymore. Is this what getting old is?

Garden beds prepped

Some personal news. I have a tractor now.

My tractor

Garden, or hipster wedding venue?

The garden looking fancy

Functional! Rear implement even has a custom hydraulic lift. It was one of the tractors we used in Jan to prep the garden. And I’ve been using it all week to clear and level a path in my wild field of a back yard.

My dad, not me. Same tractor.

A friend joked about the hazards of tilling soil by hand

I’ve gotten into “garden tractors” for this reason. Mostly using a plow and a harrow for now.

Garden tractor with plow

A friend was surprised someone in the city would need a tractor
I am solidly city living, but have a bit over 1/2 acre. Also never thought I’d need a tiny tractor in my life - but here we are!

Tractor rides through the grape tunnel are definitely a perk.

I really should reflect more on how much fun it is to work from home (even if I sort of suck at it). Our mini-farm-in-the-city has some magical moments.

Not sure what happened exactly, but I’ve kinda turned into a farmer? I spend most mornings/evenings in the garden lately.

Garden overview

Garden beds

More of the garden

"This is the kind of press release that gets me going. Depopulate the palm trees!" — @vosdscott
We’re doing turf removal, and thinking about replacing it with all palms. What say you? Good idea? Great idea??
"Every fantasy show must have Mists That Make You See Your Darkest Fears, that's the law" — @notdetails

Come on over dude, we’ll have you confront your fears on a tractor ride.

@notdetails

That was a lot of work. But this stretch is just about ready for some sidewalk. Making Fletcher Hills more walkable, 70 feet at a time.

Sidewalk prep work

More sidewalk progress

"Walkability was a big factor in our move. Sidewalks are nice!" — @robert_graff
Doing it as part of my turf removal project. Which is why it’s actually going to be a DG sidewalk. I suppose if they ever insist on concrete, I’ll have to dig it back up. But for now, I’m going with the “better for the environment” option.

Our sidewalk project is actually part of our turf removal project! We’re removing 2,900 square feet of grass in the front yard. Will be replaced with a much more interesting mix of native plants, pathways, and responsible storm water management.

Turf removal in progress

Front yard transformation

Apparently I have a spring in my backyard?

I took a year off of tech and “flipped” a house. I’m back in tech, work from home and “farm” in my backyard. My regular commentary is - “I love this, but glad it’s not how I make a living”.

Tech to Farm is a trope. But not in the way this guy thinks.